#it's wild out here

[logicaldelta]

REALISED I'VE NEVER SHARED THIS ONE HERE OMG

decided to draw the draw 25 meme with my Stardew Valley farmer, Clink! She's an absolute terror. Basically a cryptid with how infrequent her trips into town are.

Card says: stop tormenting the residents of Pelican Town OR draw 25

Her full name is Clink McGucket and my bestie Aryn (@yaiyogsothoth) have an entire lore for our multiplayer farm (Gobblewonker Farm) that ties Gravity Falls lore into our farm, ehe.

[dionysus-is-my-dude]

my dudes, the heat is wild. PLEASE drink your water, especially if you're sensitive to extreme temperatures

[itsnotworkinguys]

being an exo-l is also not for the weak like one second you're gushing over jongin military photos and then you see baekxiuchen suing sm all in the same day

[gxlden-angels]

There's nothing like explaining "Be fruitful and multiply" to someone not raised Christian that will make you want to shed like a lizard

[jonathanbyersphd]

I am cleaning up my drive and I found a Jancy fic that I don't even remember writing and it's not like a small thing it's like 8 pages of dialogue

[bobfloydsbabe]

i didn't realize how tedious it would be to go through my follower list to block ageless blogs. it's my own fault for thinking 12+ years of people would be quick and easy...

[losyanya]

NEIL?!

yeah your rituals may be intricate. But have u ever placed a real gun in the hands of your eternal and fated enemy, watched his hands shake as he points it at you, and trusted that he will not let the bullet touch you, all for a magic trick that was your idea in the first place? have u ever seen true fear in his eyes and still known that even without miracles, he will let no harm come to you, even if that harm is only a ridiculous amount of heavenly paperwork?

[lilacmox]

I feel like from what I've seen recently, the beginning of this video is very valid 🫠 and I'm also guilty of it myself. It was a bit of an eye opener, honestly.

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[meruz]

(5 years late, covered in sweat) GUYS.... I JUST PLAYED OUTER WILDS

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[vaor]

things i wish i had known when i escaped my family household and couldn't ask my parents for help

invest in a good mattress early on. there are many other ends you can save on - sleep is not one of them. this is key to how much energy you'll have throughout the day

you don't need a bedframe but you do need a slatted bed base (even if it's just pallets)

opening a bank account is easy

there's youtube tutorials for everything. how to install your washing machine, how to use tools, fixing stuff around the place. channels like dad, how do i? are a godsend

change energy provider as soon as your old deal runs out. you'll get better offers elsewhere and avoid price gouging

assemble a basic first aid kid at home: painkillers, probiotics, alcohol wipes, bandages, tweezers, antihistamine tablets - anything you might need in a pinch

and an emergency toolkit: flashlight, extra batteries, a utility knife, an adjustable wrench, multi-tool, duct tape

set your fridge to the lowest temperature it can go. the energy consumption is minimal in difference and it'll give you +4/7 days on most foods

off-brand products are almost always the same in quality and taste, if not better, for half the price

coupons will save you a lot of money in the long run

there's no reason to be shy around employees at the bank/laundromat/store; most people will be happy to help

vegetarian diets are generally cheap if you make food from scratch

breakfast is as important as they say

keep track of your budget in a notebook or excel file - e.g. rent, phone and internet bills, food, leisure so you'll have an overlook on your spending over the months

don't gamble

piracy is okay

stealing from big stores and chains is also ethically okay

keep medical bills and pharmacy receipts for tax returns

also, file your tax returns early

take up a hobby that isn't in front of a screen. pottery, music, going for a run every now and then, stuff that'll keep you busy and sane

and most importantly... you're allowed to get the stuff you want. treat yourself to the occasional mundane thing. a good scented candle. a bath bomb. that body lotion that makes you feel like royalty. the good coffee beans.

you're free and you deserve to be happy.

[tom-bakers-scarf]

Spotted this in a second hand bookshop and the whiplash I felt was so strong that I think I’ve discovered another 12 stages of grief

[bobfloydsbabe]

Never in my life would I have to witness someone creating a blog to try and fuel their own agenda

I don't even have words for this level of desperation and need for attention. We should probably stop giving it to them, but I just... it's too hilarious to not keep going.

[hellbentrapture]

Anyone who does "white Wyll" deserves to rot in the pits of the deepest hells caaaause that's just racism babeeeeey.

The scars one is whatever, younger everyone makes me question mark (like why, they're not elderly lol), dragonborn with boobs makes me sad but not surprised - but then HUMAN NOSE LAE'ZEL??? Wat???

[drlessy]

YAYAYAYAYAY